Is F1 a Girl's Boarding School?

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Last week, Gerhard Burger made the seemingly obvious claim that "F1 is not a Girls' boarding school"... But how can he be so sure? Let's examine the facts:




Fact #1: There are Girls.



You may have seen them. You might not. But they are there.

Fact #2: F1 has a schedule. Much like a school.



Only its a weekend school.

Fact #3: The drivers are away from home.



Huh, that reminds me of something... oh yeah, a BOARDING SCHOOL

Verdict:

The evidence seems conclusive, it's a hard thing to admit, but I honestly think...




Vettel should have gotten a one race ban

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