Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Alternate Names for the New McLaren Car
Recently, McLaren announced the name of their new car, the one and only: MCL34... Well I think we can all agree that name is boring. So I took the liberty of drafting a few other names they could use.
Here's how I'd roll them out:
Introducing the all new: "F*ck Ron Denn15"
The all new, "HONDAAAAAA 34"
Or maybe, "This is the amount of points we predict for next season: 0"
Alternatively: "The McLaren Years since we won a title: 2 million"
Based on their actual one: "NaCl43"
Occasionally relevant: "Please please please please please let the engine make it to the end 99"
Always Tasteful: "Alonso basically runs this team 72"
Words are overrated: "MCL42538276819692697469820"
Finally: MRT06 (Rest in Peace)
Either way, McLaren have a cornucopia of excellent choices for their 2017 outfit name. It would be a downright shame if they resorted to plain old MCL32. Let me know which name you would want McLaren to take for 2017.