(Pictured: Harayanto calculating how much money it would take to buy a championship)
Red Bull: So about those engines Renault...
Ferrari: F.I. was one spot behind us last year... help
Force India: Heh, looks different from up here
Williams: Toto come back, you can blame it all on Massa
McLaren: Please, please, please, don't let us turn into Williams
Toro Rosso: Just following instructions, Mr. Horner
Haas: They'll make a documentary about us regardless
Renault: Factory team with the pace of Manor
Sauber: Lovable, and equally laughable
Manor: As long as Mercedes sends us drivers, we're good!