Every F1 Team in 10 Words or Less

(Pictured: Harayanto calculating how much money it would take to buy a championship)

Mercedes: No title, no more Valterri

Red Bull: So about those engines Renault...

Ferrari: F.I. was one spot behind us last year... help

Force India: Heh, looks different from up here

Williams: Toto come back, you can blame it all on Massa

McLaren: Please, please, please, don't let us turn into Williams

Toro Rosso: Just following instructions, Mr. Horner

Haas: They'll make a documentary about us regardless

Renault: Factory team with the pace of Manor 

Sauber: Lovable, and equally laughable 

Manor: As long as Mercedes sends us drivers, we're good!