Over the past five years there seems to have been an influx of people faster than Felipe Massa, most notably Fernando Alonso and Valterri Bottas, so we wanted to explore, who else is faster than Felipe Massa?
Unfortunately for him, the first person on this list happens to be the target of all my slow driver jokes, the one and only Max Chilton, oh wait, no, he's good because he doesn't crash.
Rob Smedley, who has never driven a kart let alone an F1 car is also reportedly faster than Felipe Massa. Rumors have even surfaced that they swapped jobs by accident.
Luca di Montezemelo has proclaimed himself, faster than Massa. Also he has blamed that on Alonso.
Stephano Dominicali, who apparently has no idea how to run a racing team is evidently faster than him.
Stephano Dominicali, who apparently has no idea how to run a racing team is evidently faster than him.
Foghat, writers of the song Slow Ride, popularized by the game 'Press colored button and it's (almost) like you're playing a real guitar! 2' also have joined the (not so) exclusive faster than Felipe Massa Club.
Bernie Ecclestone has apparently added to the embarassment by purchasing the rights to be faster than Felipe Massa.
And worst of all...
Taki "Can't get around most corners" Inoue is faster than Felipe Massa
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